UNDERWEAR TO IMPLANTS

Posted by Ikes Blog at 2/27/2010 1:39 PM
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  What do the two have in common?  Plenty, in the dangerous world we’re facing at the hands of fanatic Islamic extremists, a new threat has been added.  Women n are being enlisted into the ranks of those suicidal volunteers intent on destroying western society, especially America, the prime target for Islamic extremists.

  Our brave servicemen and women around the world are familiar with the death and destruction rendered by roadside IED’s (booby traps).  Hundreds of other innocent civilians have also been killed by female suicide bombers mingling inconspicuously with the crowd before setting off their lethal device.  But, thus far, because there are no pre-boarding searches that are “failsafe”, a female terrorist primed to explode, at will, has a high probability of being the next challenge that Janet Napolitano and TSA will face.

  Airline security sucks.  Can I be any clearer in my opinion?  It targets the wrong objectives for the wrong reasons fooling the flying public into a false sense of  security with a bureaucratic placebo.

  Umar Farouk Abdulmudallad  could have killed at least 289 innocent passengers and crew on December 24, 2009.  The fact that the lethal contraband in his underwear slipped by any detection technique of TSA’s experts should be evidence that airline passengers have been living with a “snow job” for many years.

  The “shoe bomber” failed at his task.  How did TSA solve the problem?  Everybody takes off their shooes.  Abdulmullad failed at his task.  What’s next?  Will every passenger have to strip to their underwear?  Because there is absolutely no way pat downs, body scans, wands, or any other proposed technique can keep us ahead of the enemy.  Watch lists, profiling and questioning of passengers (if the expert doing it has an IQ above room temperature) won’t add to passenger security.  It’s a myth.

  In the drug world, “mules” are couriers of illegal contraband and have a history of success.  Jihad is a holy war waged by Muslims against  infidels, US!  The fanatics are nothing more than “mules” smuggling a different kind of contraband--- explosives. Mules have a wide variety of tricks to escape detection.  One has been to place the contraband inside a condom and insert it in the rectum (anus).  What new technique would TSA employ to combat this?  Would a finger be inserted in the rectum to probe or would every passenger get a free colonoscopy?  But wait, will Janet issue a procedure requiring every passenger to strip and be x-rayed head to toe?  Yea!  Because I remember her saying,

“the system worked” one day then, “we screwed up” the next. 

  We’re playing a chess game with the terrorists and it appears they have a “check mate” move to make with a female player using her…breast implants.  Recent reports have appeared that indicate Muslim female terrorists have volunteered to have PETN  inserted in silicon breasts implants that could be detonated with a cell phone.  So really, if a fanatic is willing to meet Allah by blowing off his legs or his ass to bring down a plane, what’s wrong with losing a couple of boobs with the rest of your body to accomplish the task?  That should do the trick.

  In this crazy world there is no fool proof escape from fanatic terrorism nor is there a “fail safe” way to travel by air no matter how much pre-boarding inconvenience is experienced.  I guess the only safe way to fly is to take a bus.  That is, until Jihad goes after Greyhound.  But, in the meantime, I don’t have to sit up front in my aircraft wondering if some nut is going to ruin my day.  I’m retired!        

 

 

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