What do the two have in common? Plenty, in the dangerous world we’re facing at the hands of fanatic Islamic extremists, a new threat has been added. Women n are being enlisted into the ranks of those suicidal volunteers intent on destroying western society, especially
Our brave servicemen and women around the world are familiar with the death and destruction rendered by roadside IED’s (booby traps). Hundreds of other innocent civilians have also been killed by female suicide bombers mingling inconspicuously with the crowd before setting off their lethal device. But, thus far, because there are no pre-boarding searches that are “failsafe”, a female terrorist primed to explode, at will, has a high probability of being the next challenge that Janet Napolitano and TSA will face.
Airline security sucks. Can I be any clearer in my opinion? It targets the wrong objectives for the wrong reasons fooling the flying public into a false sense of security with a bureaucratic placebo.
Umar Farouk Abdulmudallad could have killed at least 289 innocent passengers and crew on
The “shoe bomber” failed at his task. How did TSA solve the problem? Everybody takes off their shooes. Abdulmullad failed at his task. What’s next? Will every passenger have to strip to their underwear? Because there is absolutely no way pat downs, body scans, wands, or any other proposed technique can keep us ahead of the enemy. Watch lists, profiling and questioning of passengers (if the expert doing it has an IQ above room temperature) won’t add to passenger security. It’s a myth.
In the drug world, “mules” are couriers of illegal contraband and have a history of success. Jihad is a holy war waged by Muslims against infidels, US! The fanatics are nothing more than “mules” smuggling a different kind of contraband--- explosives. Mules have a wide variety of tricks to escape detection. One has been to place the contraband inside a condom and insert it in the rectum (anus). What new technique would TSA employ to combat this? Would a finger be inserted in the rectum to probe or would every passenger get a free colonoscopy? But wait, will Janet issue a procedure requiring every passenger to strip and be x-rayed head to toe? Yea! Because I remember her saying,
“the system worked” one day then, “we screwed up” the next.
We’re playing a chess game with the terrorists and it appears they have a “check mate” move to make with a female player using her…breast implants. Recent reports have appeared that indicate Muslim female terrorists have volunteered to have PETN inserted in silicon breasts implants that could be detonated with a cell phone. So really, if a fanatic is willing to meet Allah by blowing off his legs or his ass to bring down a plane, what’s wrong with losing a couple of boobs with the rest of your body to accomplish the task? That should do the trick.
In this crazy world there is no fool proof escape from fanatic terrorism nor is there a “fail safe” way to travel by air no matter how much pre-boarding inconvenience is experienced. I guess the only safe way to fly is to take a bus. That is, until Jihad goes after Greyhound. But, in the meantime, I don’t have to sit up front in my aircraft wondering if some nut is going to ruin my day. I’m retired!
SIDE EFFECTS
There is a form of disease running rampant throughout our country and the world. The good news is that it is curable, even preventable if we are wise enough to heed all the warnings.
First of all let me declare that I am neither a physician nor a pharmacist. I am a minister and therefore concerned about the health of our nation. I also have the pleasure and the responsibility of assisting people from all walks of life. At times I am the last person they talk to in this life. So, I do not take this reponsibility lightly. Praying with families, counseling with folks of all ages, and just "being there" are all part of my daily life. Therefore I am in th unique position of hearing about their ailments, symptoms and health problems too. What I have observed is that most people suffer from dizziness, lack of energy, sleeplessness, and appetite problems. (Some folks are always hungry, some have no appetite at all.) If they don't have a problem taking food in; there is a problem eliminating their food!
If you research the medicines that most of these folk are consuming as a daily ( sometimes twice a day) dosage you will find the same printed disclaimers on the bottle that you can hear on the TV promotions for the product many, (too many), times a day. You know the line that starts, "side effects may be........." It is somewhat like the person whose finger hurt until they cut it off!
We, as a nation, are suffering from SIDE EFFECTS. I read flyers that arrive almost daily in the mail (unwanted junk mail I just can't seem to get rid of) promoting in bold letters, "ARE YOU TIRED? DO YOU HAVE DIFFICULTY HEARING? DO YOU HAVE TROUBLE GOING TO SLEEP? ARE YOU DIZZY? DO YOU HAVE LOSS OF APPETITE? DO YOU GET UP TEN TIMES AT NIGHT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM? etc. OUR MIRACLE HERB, PILL OR LIQUID WILL CURE YOU!" It is offered, along with your credit card, absolutely FREE for the first seven or ten days...then you are automatically signed up for months of payments unless you jump through hoops to cancel within a very narrow time frame of escape from this ploy.
Guess what? If you are over fifty or sixty you can probably relate to any one of the many symptoms the media shoves in your face every day. It is a natural result of aging, particularly if you have not taken care of your wonderful human machine we call our body for much of that time. It isn't too late! There are still forms of exercise and diet that will preserve your life span and health. If you have trouble sleeping you might look into your work or exercise habits, maybe even drinking too much coffee or watching the wrong late-night movie on TV. Then again, you just might check your medicine cabinet and find out just which of your medications could be fighting each other inside your body.
Medicine has made wondrous progress in the past fifty years. There is a PILL for almost everything. My advice in most cases is to talk with your doctor about the new disease, "SIDE EFFECTS." Check into the hundreds of preservatives and additives in the foods we buy and eat without the slightest idea of their effect on our body and use common sense to be aware of what an excess of anything put into your body can do if you just plain don't know.
I wish you health in the coming years (we sure might not have wealth) and happiness beyond belief.
Rev. Patricia Eisenhauer D.D.
“Romance on the Lake”
I do not remember where we first heard about this enticing idea for a mini vacation. Certainly during the three years I lived in Orlando with all of its activity, I never once was invited aboard a Rivership and I was invited “many places.”
Now my husband and I reside in Lakeland and we are often at a loss as to what to plan for a diversion. We thoroughly enjoy visits to Mt. Dora. All of Florida’s many beaches are fantastic when the “snowbirds’ depart. We visit Cedar Key often too. By far our most enjoyable moments are spent aboard the Rivership Romance. On each visit we have been delighted by the friendly professional service, the excellent cuisine and the amazing sight of Florida’s many colored fowl, (Egret, Heron, Osprey , gulls and pelicans to name a few), flowers and fruit and fish. You might also see a lazy, (we hope) alligator or beaver or sunning snake. “Nice to know that you are two decks high at those sightings.”
The Rivership, which seats 200, makes many trips up the St. John’s to the entertainment of all passengers. They offer luncheon cruises, themed dinner shows, special group occasions or our favorite the moonlight dinner & dancing cruise.
Lake Monroe is one of Seminole County’s larger bodies of water. It is 17.1 square miles and feeds into or out of the St. John’s River. Shortly after boarding the Purser is quick to announce that Lake Monroe is shallow. That is to say that you cannot walk back to shore however if the occasion presented itself you need only visit the top deck bar to keep your feet dry.
Let’s take a voyage together. First you must realize that this delightful adventure begins in the town/city of Sanford, Florida. Sanford has been recreated to reflect a historic town with brick streets and antique shops. Along the water front you will notice modern townhomes and apartments across from the yacht club. Only ½ hour from Orlando, on a good day. Sanford is almost two hours from Lakeland and Tampa and worth every minute of your time. Arrive early for the evening cruise or take advantage of the scenic motel directly on the Lake. My husband, Ike, and I make the extra time for a Bloody Mary at the dockside bar. It is “wind down time” from a busy day or a traffic filled journey. Soon you will hear “All aboard” and cheerfully join the crowd at the dock. (I have never figured why we crowd to step upon the gangplank when we have reservations?)
The uniformed Purser welcomes us and soon we are seated in the dining area awaiting instructions and cocktails, (or not.) As the ship leaves the dock our server brings the menu and we commence the ‘serious’ part of our journey, ordering our dinner. The selection is limited but gracious and we have never been disappointed. Soon it is time to head toward the upper deck to enjoy meandering up the St. Johns, it doesn’t hurt to have your cocktail in hand as you visit with other passengers and share the awesome experience of a true Florida attraction. You see there are no artificial water rides or cartoon characters to entertain you or finely manicured golf courses to distract your attention. This is the land that the Timacuans inhabited so many years ago.
Speaking of long ago, the history of this magnificent vessel dates back to 1942. She worked for fifty years in the icy water of the Great Lakes. During World War II she carried American and Canadian troops and armaments guarding the vulnerable area of the locks. She hauled workers and supplies in 1952 during the building of the Macinaw Bridge. To add to her mystic she was involved with the search for the Edmond Fitzgerald of the famous Gordon Lightfoot haunting song. Like Black Beauty the present owners found the ship, now named the M/V Chicago in sad condition needing maintenance in Chicago. However, this soon- to- be grand lady was built of the steel of the 1940s and had spent her entire life in the cold clear fresh water. There was no rust inside or out.
And so the present owners rescued her. Commencing in Chicago in 1995 they proceeded south on the Calumet River to the Illinois, Mississippi, Ohio, and Tennessee Rivers entering the Tombigbee Waterway to mobile Alabama. From there they moved eastward to Pensacola, south across the Gulf of Mexico to Ft. Myers, east across the Lake Okeechobee waterway to St. Lucie canal to Stuart then north to Mayport and finally the St. Johns River. The entire journey of 2,700 miles lasted 30 days. The next six months were spent in refurbishing, replacing, adding a 40 ton air conditioner and peeling away layers of paint. Finally the interior lighting, carpeting and decorating was completed. She became the elegant lady she was always meant to be.
All too soon the dinner bell is sounded and we return below deck to our table. We are still able to watch the river roll by, though our table side picture window. Or are we rolling by the river? At any rate, by the time dessert is announced we have almost traversed the river and we have yet to dance. We return to the upper deck and work off our dinner with real danceable music provided by local entertainers, mostly. We two step and rumba and enjoy an occasional swing number, (sound archaic (?) well maybe, but just perfect for the evening.) When the music ends we are aware that we are back on Lake Monroe and nearing the dock.
I have never been with a more congenial group. As we disembark our serving team is there to bid us adieu and the Purser, who has made the entire voyage memorable, will offer his hand and a smile, a big smile.
I have seen newlyweds enjoy this trip, but then newlyweds enjoy almost any entertainment. Birthday parties are celebrated on board ship and then you have the oldsters, like Ike and I, completely enchanted although we have made several trips. So if you decide to come aboard and you happen to see a couple in their seventies having a wonderful time, wave and say “hi” unless we are smooching in some dark corner.
Patricia Eisenhauer D.D